So you're actually doing it. You've been talking about it forever, and now you're finally looking into booking your first cruise. Honestly, I'm excited for you. There is something genuinely magic about waking up in a completely different country without having to pack up your suitcase and drag it to another airport.

But I also know that planning cruise trips can feel incredibly overwhelming at first. When you start searching, you just get hit with a wall of shiny marketing photos showing perfectly tanned people holding martinis on an empty deck. The reality is a little different—usually louder, a bit more crowded, but honestly, a lot more fun if you know what you're walking into.

I've done my fair share of cruise travel over the years, made a ton of rookie mistakes, and figured out a few things the hard way. Here is a brain dump of everything you actually need to know before you sail.

Getting to the port is half the battle

I cannot stress this enough: do not book your flights for the morning the ship leaves. Just don't do it. If there is a slight delay, a mechanical issue, or bad weather, the ship will literally leave without you. I once watched a couple sprinting down the pier in Miami while the crew was pulling up the ropes. It's the most stressful way to start a vacation.

Fly in at least one day early. If you live close enough and you're taking trains or buses down to the port city, the same rule applies. Arrive the day before. The peace of mind is worth whatever extra money you spend on an overnight stay.

This means you're going to need a place to crash before boarding day. Your strategy here really depends on your budget. A lot of times, I just book standard budget hotels near the airport. You're literally just dropping your bags, sleeping, and waking up to head to the ship, so you don't really need a resort experience. On the flip side, if you want to start the vacation early, booking one of the ultra luxury hotels downtown or right on the waterfront is an amazing way to kick things off. Just wake up, have a ridiculously nice breakfast, and head over to the terminal.

When it's actually time to go to the ship, skip the cruise line's official shuttle bus. They charge way too much per person and you end up waiting around for 40 other people to find their luggage. Just step outside your hotel or the airport and grab a taxi. Cabs are always lined up, they know exactly which terminal each ship uses, and if you have two or more people, it's almost always cheaper than the official shuttle.

Picking the right ship changes everything

Here's the thing about cruising: the ship is the destination. If you pick the wrong one for your personality, you're going to be miserable.

When you start googling for the best cruises, you'll see massive mega-ships that look like floating amusement parks. These are usually the big family cruises. They are incredible if you have kids or if you love high-energy, loud, non-stop activities. You've got waterslides, go-karts, thousands of people, and an absolute ton of walking. But if you're looking for a quiet, romantic getaway where you can read a book in silence, a mega-ship during summer break is going to be your personal nightmare.

If you want quiet, you have to look smaller or more expensive. Luxury cruises operate on smaller ships with fewer passengers. Yes, the upfront price makes your eyes water a bit, but they usually include everything—booze, internet, gratuities, and sometimes even shore excursions. The vibe is totally different. No belly flop contests by the main pool, just a lot of quiet spaces, incredible food, and phenomenal service.

You'll also see some really niche sailings. Christmas cruises have become super popular lately. They completely deck out the ships with trees, fake snow, and festive menus. They're amazing, but be prepared for peak crowds and premium pricing. And then, of course, there's the legendary world cruise. People literally sell their houses to live on a ship for 200 days traveling the globe. Probably not the move for your first time out, but it's fun to look at the itineraries and dream.

Let's talk about the room (it's not a normal hotel)

When you're picking your cabin, you have to manage your expectations. If you're used to sprawling family friendly hotels on land where you get a separate living area and a massive bathroom, you are in for a shock. Cruise cabins are tiny. They are masterclasses in efficient storage, but they are undeniably small.

The cheapest option is always the interior cabin. That means zero windows. When you turn the lights off, it is pitch black regardless of whether it's 2 AM or 2 PM. Honestly, I sleep better in interior cabins than anywhere else on earth. But if you are even slightly claustrophobic or you think you'll spend a lot of time in your room, spend the extra money on a balcony cabin. Having your own private outdoor space to drink coffee in the morning while looking at the ocean is pretty hard to beat.

Whatever room you pick, unpack your suitcase on day one and shove the empty bags under the bed. Living out of a suitcase in a 150-square-foot room will drive you crazy by day three.

Food, drinks, and the reality of the buffet

You are never going to starve on a cruise. Food is everywhere. But understanding how the dining works takes a second to click.

You basically have three tiers of food. First, the included stuff: the main dining room and the buffet. The main dining room feels like a nice restaurant, you usually have an assigned table or time, and the food is solid. The buffet is... well, it's a giant buffet. It's great for a quick lunch, but it can turn into an absolute zoo on sea days when everyone decides to eat at exactly 12:30 PM.

Then you have the specialty restaurants. Steakhouses, sushi joints, fancy Italian places. These cost extra. I usually pick one night to splurge on a specialty restaurant just to break up the routine, but you absolutely don't have to if you're watching your budget.

Now, the drink package. This is the biggest debate in cruising. Should you buy it? You have to do the math. The packages are expensive—sometimes $80 to $100 per person, per day. And usually, if one adult in the cabin buys it, all adults in the cabin have to buy it (to stop people from sharing). Think realistically about how much you drink. If you only have a glass of wine at dinner and maybe one poolside beer, just pay out of pocket. If you plan on drinking mimosas at breakfast, frozen drinks all afternoon, and cocktails all night, the package will probably save you money.

Getting off the ship

Eventually, the ship stops somewhere and you get to explore. The cruise line will push their own shore excursions very hard. They slide brochures under your door, they announce them over the loudspeakers.

Some of them are great, especially if the excursion requires complicated travel (like a two-hour bus ride to ancient ruins). The big perk of booking through the ship is that if your tour is delayed, the ship will wait for you. If you go off on your own and you're late getting back, they won't wait.

But for simple beach days or exploring a port town? I skip the official tours. I usually just walk off the ship, find the local cabs waiting near the port gates, and negotiate a ride to a nearby beach. Or I'll hop on local buses if the port has a good transit system. It's almost always half the price and you aren't stuck moving at the pace of a 40-person tour group.

The hidden costs they don't advertise

Just a quick heads up so you don't get a nasty surprise on your final morning: the advertised price is never the final price.

• Gratuities: Most mainstream lines automatically charge a daily gratuity fee per person to your onboard account. It's usually around $15 to $20 a day. You can pre-pay this before the cruise to avoid the hit to your onboard bill.
• Wi-Fi: Internet at sea has gotten a lot better (many ships use Starlink now), but it is not free. It can be pretty pricey, so decide if you want to pay to stay connected or just treat the trip as a digital detox.
• Port taxes and fees: When you book, you'll see the base fare, and then a chunk of taxes and fees added right before checkout. This is normal, just factor it into your mental budget.

Look, I know this sounds like a lot to manage. But once you actually get through the terminal, drop your bags in that tiny little room, grab a drink, and feel the ship start to move? It's incredible. You just unpack once, and your hotel literally floats you to a new country while you sleep. Take your time planning, don't try to cram too much into a single day, and you're going to have a fantastic time.